wilson LOVES being house’s only friend. if house made another friend wilson would do something totally insane like make up symptoms to have a mysterious illness only house can solve
I love how Wilson becomes more comfortable in his weirdness as the series goes on. In series 1 you can see him trying to restrain himself, trying to act like a ‘normal’ person despite House’s antics. By series 3 a bit of his true self starts to crack through - for example wearing the reindeer hat just to make House laugh. But he’s still clearly trying to maintain the polite, courteous doctor facade around everyone else. But come series 7, that is all out the window. He’s chasing chickens round the hospital. He does his weird little 'I won a bet’ dance in full view of House’s fellows, and does not even look at them once. He’s realised that’s he’s as feral as House is and utterly embraces it, and THAT is character development.
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free mousebites
perfect he needs mouse bites to live
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oh i get it now i made mistakes that made my life fundamentally more painful so that i could be more devastated by poetry
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so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it
so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this
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It’s interesting that they never whine about women becoming men…
Rowling’s keystone diatribe that cemented her status as a major figure in TERF politics was almost entirely about women becoming men. This keystone book:
which forms the cornerstone of modern TERF theory and political action re: trans ‘indoctrination’ of children is entirely about women becoming men. Trans men aren’t being ignored by transphobes. They’re being ignored by their supposed allies.
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A male pufferfish tries to impress potential mates with his masterpiece. ✨
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Unmute !
I would never take that off.
What a lovely noise!
VIDEO DESCRIPTION: A balloon is attached to the exhaust pipe of a Vespa style scooter. The top of the balloon is cut off, leaving an open loop of rubber. The engine is started up and makes a bubbling, popping sound.
one thing i think we need to get into the younger gens brains who use tiktok is there is no amount of five mins of internet fame that justifies posting someone else’s face without their consent and the fallout that causes for someone. fully serious unless that person is posing a direct threat to u and you are trying to keep a public record (like in the instance of police officers or people in places of power over u) but posting your crappy boyfriends face online when youre both 15 is going to fuck both of you up for years after it is not worth it
not reposting the un or faces but this video was just a girl recording her bf who clearly had no idea what was going on and looked confused. both of them were very visibly kids and the comments r filled with threats towards him, calling him a two timer, telling her to post his number etc
i dont know who will even hear it but to anyone who WANTS a relationship with someone this type of behavior will make everyone run from you like the fucking plague. when stuff like this happens you have GOT to talk about it. not every infraction needs to be online pot-stirring material and if you must then dont include your faces/personal information!!!! even if this specific action was hurtful towards the op she admits it was a mistake but still??? posts him without his consent. but again she is Also a Kid and is likely just repeating the actions shes seen others do. this person Specifically is not responsible for this problem but is my most recent unfortunate example of it.
coping by sharing personal problems with thousands of strangers who then go on to harass the people involved regardless of the validity or understanding of the situation, regardless of how unjustified the behavior is. its Very Weird i think its a conversation parents and older siblings need to have with their kids at some point
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can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things
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